shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

jaymhensley:

so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.

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katherinearandez:

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hobbits-for-all:

When I’m reading and people try to talk to me i just

When people try to talk to me

people

Elves

Well that escalated quickly.

Gatsby: I see you driving round town with the girl I love and I'm like I'm going to have an affair with her now because I'm in love with my romanticized memories of her
Tom: I see you driving round town with the girl I love and I'm like I'm going to expose all your secrets to her
Wilson: I see you driving round town into the girl I love and I'm like I'll shoot you in the pool
Nick: I see you driving round town but I don't have any fulfilling relationships with women OH GOD PEOPLE ARE DYING