so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
a post about the subtitles on my harry potter vcd
so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.
When I’m reading and people try to talk to me i just
When people try to talk to me
Well that escalated quickly.
I see you driving round town with the girl I love and I'm like I'm going to have an affair with her now because I'm in love with my romanticized memories of her
I see you driving round town with the girl I love and I'm like I'm going to expose all your secrets to her
I see you driving round town into the girl I love and I'm like I'll shoot you in the pool
I see you driving round town but I don't have any fulfilling relationships with women OH GOD PEOPLE ARE DYING